There are at least two kinds of spirits, the ones who’ve lost language (what a relief) and the ones who haven’t gained it yet. The dead and the not-yet-born, respectively. I spend my time with the latter group, those adorable newbies, fixated on words, phrases and morphemes, desperately trying to move them around, like beads on a plastic teething ring.
They will always fail. They try to trick me with telepathy, but that’s not language, and they know it.
No one can move language until they inhabit it.
At the moment of birth it rushes into welcoming lungs, with all its delightful contrasts—bright/dark, hot/cold, loud/quiet. Upper/lower, like the lips that form bilabial consonants. The phonemes dance like jumping jacks, like laughter, like the tears on Mama’s cheeks.
Would you like to know more about the story, and the linguistic ideas that inspired it? I talk about it in Episode 94 of Structured Visions, ‘Language and the afterlife’.









